Me: Hey. I love you (said while tickling the armpit of the youngest ape).
Ape #2: Love you, too (said while tickling MY armpit).
Ape #1: Ooh, Mom, I love you too (said while aggressively tickling my armpit).
Me: Hey. Children. This is a grocery store. A no-tickling zone (said while tickling Ape #1).
(more tickling ensues while en route to the bulk foods aisle)
Me: Here. Hold this like a baby, your little sugar baby (handing Ape #2 a bag of sugar). And, this is your flour baby (given to Ape #1).
Ape #1: Mom, half the sugar baby is on the floor.
Ape #2: Sugar baby can't stand on his head.
Me: Clean-up in aisle bulk.
About Me
- Queen of Apes
- Mom of two amazing little creatures. Our life is so funny, it's hard to keep track of all our daily humor. This blog exists to capture all the laughter and joy we have as a family. Ape #1 is an incredibly smart, beautiful, mature 12 year-old girl. Ape #2 is a witty, handsome, wily 8 year-old boy. Me, I'm their mom who moonlights as an RN in the emergency department. Between mommyhood and work, there is never a dull moment. I relish the sheer happiness I experience with my kids. I can be serious, but it's truly overrated.
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