About this time last year:
Family friend: What did you tell Santa you wanted for Christmas?
Ape #2: An anaconda.
FF: What are you going to do with an anaconda?
Ape #2: It will protect me from an alligator.
FF: Dude, you live in Idaho. There are no alligators.
Ape #2: Well, then he won't have to work too hard.
FF: (turning to Ape #1) What about you? What did you ask for?
Ape #1: A different brother.
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