Shortly after Christmas...
Ape #2: Mom, I wanna buy this with my Christmas money!
Me: Really?
Ape #2: Yep, it's the best thing ever.
Me: Okay, but you have to carry it the entire time we are shopping.
A couple nearby stifled their laughter. Their toddler boy was behaving perfectly in the shopping cart...
Me: Just you wait. In six years, you are going to be dragging around a 3-foot long yellow remote-controlled Corvette too.
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Mental note to self:
1)always make children carry their new toys
2)never laugh at other people within earshot
got it
(P.S. How am I supposed to keep you accountable from here? Are you going to start leaving messages on my wall, too?!)
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