Ape #2: (whispering) Mom, I've devised a plan to capture Santa.
Me: Really? Tell me.
Ape #2: (still whispering, getting closer to my ear with each word) Well, I'm going to buy a series of spy cameras, install them around the house. Then, I'm going to place a net under the tree, and when Santa gets close, the net (giggles) will shoot out and capture him.
Me: Sounds like a good plan. Except that Santa has magic and will know what you are up to.
Ape #2: (again, whispering) I think it will work.
Me: Why are you whispering?
Ape #2: (looks to the left, then right, then back to the left, moves closer, real stealth-like) Because Santa will hear me.
About Me
- Queen of Apes
- Mom of two amazing little creatures. Our life is so funny, it's hard to keep track of all our daily humor. This blog exists to capture all the laughter and joy we have as a family. Ape #1 is an incredibly smart, beautiful, mature 12 year-old girl. Ape #2 is a witty, handsome, wily 8 year-old boy. Me, I'm their mom who moonlights as an RN in the emergency department. Between mommyhood and work, there is never a dull moment. I relish the sheer happiness I experience with my kids. I can be serious, but it's truly overrated.
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