Anxieties

Ape #2: Mom, when you were my age did you like somebody?

Me: Of course.

Ape #2: Well, did you ever talk to him?

Me: Well, sometimes. I would get nervous, though.

Ape #2: Yeah, I get nervous gas, so I don't talk to her.

Match-maker

Ape #2: Mom, I think you should be the next Bachelorette.

Me: What?

Ape #2: Yeah, go on the show. Find a husband.

If only it were that easy...while I thought this was incredibly sweet for him to say, it also made me a little sad.