Apes = Razorbacks

Friends from Arkansas came a-visitin' and brought Razorback snouts for the apes.

Proof that apes and razorbacks are one and the same.

Huh?

Ape #1: What up, home skilli-biscuit?

Me: Huh?

Ape #1: That means "hi."

Some things do get better with time

Some things never change

So long ago

A fond memory

Ape #1 was about four when the following conversation occurred.

Me: Oh my! You have bare feet!

Ape #1: Nuh uh. I have people feet!

Chores

Me: We need to clean your room because (out-of-town guests) will be here today.

(After several minutes of cleaning)

Ape #2: I guess it's time to clean under my bed.

(Approximately three minutes of muffled grunting ensues. He backwards army-crawls out from under his bed)

Ape#2: Well. I sure did hate that.